My Twitter was Suspended
Elon Musk You Will Pay
The Thursday Were I was Sent to Twitter Prison - I refuse to acknwoledge it’s rebrand.
If you didn’t know this already… I am fortunately a woman with many unwarranted opinions I was gifted with comprehensive powers that I use to the fullest extent every day. This goes hand in hand with only sharing my opinion on my terms so don’t worry even if you ask me for my opinion chances I’ll share with the class are 65%.I have a certain gravitas to people who are the same and the cesspool that is twitter did wonders to my young and unperturbed mind and was the peter pan equivalent neverland where I willingly chose to mindlessly scroll through peoples thoughts. I am about to drop some lore, I used to have a stan account (you will have to guess the artists), I was present during the founding days of Tumblr and the internet as we know it. My brain is a lexicon of terminologies that people in 2025 are only just now getting familiarised with it is and also an Encyclopedia of endless memes and pop culture moments. Now why this long ego trip paragraph you may ask? Well, I am currently riding a high of hate and spite caused by *cue title sequence* my twitter account getting suspended.
Now in the current state of what the world that is probably top 10 worst things that could have happened to me, am I being immensely hyperbolic right now? Absolutely. Are there also consistently major world events occurring as I speak? Yes. Is Scuderia Ferrari Formula 1 Team experiencing a great Exodus of it’s technical and engineering force? Yes. These are all pretty major things I like to be in the loop about. I love to be involved in current discourse and bragging to my dad that I found out about something before him from X user @/urdogsporsche. Let me recount what a bad day aka today looked like for me – I spent the last 18ishhours laughing incessantly at other peoples unwarranted opinions and that was brought to an abrupt end by the powers of Elon Musk. The ever-growing list of my distaste for a human being continues.
Paul Revere’s midnight ride 1775 + Alerting my friends to the disaster at hand.
Terrible things are only meant to happen to terrible people and that is sometimes evidenced in the unbalanced scales of our day to day lives but sometimes terrible things happen to me – a now 24 year woman with access to the internet, freedom of speech, overflowing with buckets of musings that need somewhere to go. I cannot begin to quantify the loss that I am feeling right now. I will probably return to this in a few days' time and ???? at this word salad but right now my focus is transforming my hate into passion.
It's one thing if I was an actually evil person and my account got suspended. I would probably move on and start a podcast with an ambiguous title and go on Tik Tok lives or something along those lines (don’t worry I’m too employed) but that literally is not the case, my current or should I say past profile picture is Charles Leclerc with his dog Leo biting his nose! I have seen the most heinous, vile, regressive inhumane rhetoric spewed on this platform and those accounts get to continue on their merry way. MEANWHILE ME who only sometimes argues with strangers online has lovely oomfs and laughs at tweets + memes is the one that ceases to exist. Yes, I will confess I absolutely am a twitterholic I have tried and failed many times to get off the app but THIS was done without my consent and for baseless reasons, this is a rehab program I did not sign up for.
Who knew this is what was needed for me to post another blog post. Frankly maybe it was divine intervention for the greater good of my creative pursuits but wow what a way to go. I do want to address why I haven’t posted for ages although I do this while pointing out I am not on a promised upload schedule of weekly or monthly posts. Honestly, I write when I am in the mood to write which is always but not all of it is PC and shareable and like I mentioned on here yes I am employed imagine how awkward that meeting would be with my manager if they read this, but mainly the reason why I have not been posting is because my Macbook with my ultra amazing touch bar broke and I was embracing the loss of innovation to my now boring Macbook sans touchbar. Sorry we meet again under these circumstances. Ampersand - Yes I appealed the suspension (felt cooler than actually typing ‘&’), anyway.
